Dear Mr and Mrs Stone, I’m deeply saddened by your complaint to Chelsea High School regarding our lyrics..I hope the two of you ‘get some’ very soon :) #cryingparents.
how am i going to explain one direction to my children
Louis: It’s pretty embarrassing but I bought a full Iron Man costume.
Int: Why? Why did you buy that?
Louis: Yeah, that’s exactly what my girlfriend said. Because it’s coooool. It lights up!
Int: Are you putting it on before sex or what?
Louis: Well, to be honest, I actually thought about it. But I decided it might be a bit much.
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
A source at the ‘Faces’ venue in Gants Hill said that Zayn has gone out for a ciggie and when he returned back to the club he was feeling a little light headed and requested a taxi. He had to be helped along by security and at one point was being guided by security as he nearly hit a lamppost as he left the club at 2AM. The security was also seen holding some water for Mr Malik. [HQs]